A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
If your dog is fat, you aren’t getting enough exercise.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein
If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them. (oh boy is that true!)
dog philosophy 101
Mofomon has a post on dog philosophy (consisting of quotes from various people