dog philosophy 101

Mofomon has a post on dog philosophy (consisting of quotes from various people

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
-Robert Benchley

If your dog is fat, you aren’t getting enough exercise.
-Unknown

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein

If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them. (oh boy is that true!)
-Phil Pastoret