your receipt please. that's hilarious.
i'm not going to do any of that, of course (i'm not a U.S. citizen, I don't got no rights). but it's damn funny.
hmmm, now that I think on it, when I was last in Virginia, living with the lovely Victoria and her beatiful family, I liked Trader Joe's more than Costco (no link for you, although you sure are a heck of a lot better than WalMart). I didn't mind paying a bit more, it was just more fun shopping there.
That probably had to do with the fact that I only bought beer at Trader Joe's though, and only bought food at Costco :-).
hahahaha. that article made my day.