Links of the day

International Rules of Manhood.

They aren't really that international. But they're pretty funny.

8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops,
not the weakest.
10: ... If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose
of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.

17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman
must remain sober enough to fight.
(I'd say that a man must always remain sober enough to fight,
but that's just me :-).

"GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"

"BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next!"

hahahahaha.

American pilots killed their closest allies, some british light armor troops, and then they refused to cooperate with the inquest. The video leaks. Now, I'm just from a third-world third-rate country whose leaders lick the boots of American politicians. When American soldiers rape our women, we let the american government take them away from us so they can hold them in comfortable surroundings and escape with them if conviction becomes probable (That's a true story, not just some random ranting). If this is what they do to their closest allies (they kill them, and then they protect their own men providing NOTHING in the way of closure to the victims families), why does anyone else expect any better?

Stubborn he may be, but that's a man the world needs more of instead of the spineless wimps they've got in the U.S. congress, all ready to lie down and let Bush and Cheney rape them before they move on to Iran and their next half million dead

I don't quite know what to make of the confessions of a middle-aged ecstasy eater.

I had more, but I've lost them. They're somewhere on the web though. Google is your friend :-).