This was originally posted by mistake on my other me. I couldn't find a way to move the post from there to here in one or two clicks, so I've just copied and pasted ;-). So inelegant.
If syphilis were a product this is what it would look like
But you'll have to follow the link and read the article. Or, hmmm, click here for the image. I would post an IMG link there, but again, that'd be rude.